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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/20/2008
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Joke:Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
 
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