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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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