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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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