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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days o... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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