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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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