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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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