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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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