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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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