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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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