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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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