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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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