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| QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more
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| Casey married a rich widow, but they didnt get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasnt for my money, that new telev... more
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| An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke... more
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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more
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| A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man.... more
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| Q: How do you know when youre at a hillbilly wedding?A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.... more
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| Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have t... more
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| A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch... more
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| How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !... more
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