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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 08/13/2008 | | Views: | 36 | | | | Joke: | There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now youre cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didnt smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "Shes not only bald, but shes too cheap to buy any perfume!" | | | |
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