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| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring aro... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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