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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 08/12/2008 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock." | | | |
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