|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 10/12/2008 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, they were giving each other written notes.One evening he gave her a paper where it said:"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 oclock.Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:"Wake up, its 6 oclock!" | | | |
Add to del.icio.us
Digg this
Reddit
| |
More Marriage Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more
| | 2. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more
| | 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!... more
| | 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more
| | 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
| | 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, hes finished.... more
| | 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke... more
| | 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more
| | 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl... more
| | 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more
|
|
|