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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 19/20/2008 | | Views: | 34 | | | | Joke: | The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "youre just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife". | | | |
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