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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 08/11/2008 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would". Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?" Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that too". "But surely you wouldnt give her my clubs?!", she cried. Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, shes left handed." | | | |
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