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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 18/20/2008 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees." he bragged and took another sip of beer.His friends were amazed ! "What happened then ?" they asked, almost inunison."Well, then she said, Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man ! " he admitted. | | | |
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