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| A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more
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| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.... more
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| Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have... more
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| The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Fina... more
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