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| A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is thatas both husband and Father, I can say anything I wan... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said.... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage mon... more
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