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| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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