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| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that... more
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| An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more
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| One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter th... more
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| A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall... more
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| A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more
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| Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.... more
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| After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more
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| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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