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| QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more
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| The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the... more
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| Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving... more
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| A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play ho... more
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| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more
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| Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio... more
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| Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.... more
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| young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himse... more
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| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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