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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:01/12/2008
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Joke:A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didnt know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
 
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