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| "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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| A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride... more
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| "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more
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| If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.... more
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| After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of... more
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| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more
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| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more
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| Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.... more
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