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| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| When Mr. Maxwells wife left him he couldnt sleep."She took the bed!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She t... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| What is the difference between a marriage and a war?
A marriage is a war in which the enemies can sleep together!... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesnt know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens ev... more
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