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| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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