| 1. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
|
| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In t... more
|
| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
|