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| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A: We cook-they eat: we clean-they dirty: we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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