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| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why do men act like idiots?Who says theyre acting?... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more
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