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| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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