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| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A: We cook-they eat: we clean-they dirty: we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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