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| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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