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| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What does it mean to come home to a man wholl give you some love and tenderness?Youre in the wrong house.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more
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