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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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