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| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more
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