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| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more
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| What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel... more
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