| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
|
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
|
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
|
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
|
