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| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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