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| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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