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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:09/01/2009
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Joke:A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, well cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as hes gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
 
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