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| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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