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| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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