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| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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