| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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