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| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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