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| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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