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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 07/12/2008 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, Ill be seeing him this afternoon and Ill pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressedthe young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?""Nothing important, sir," the PFC replied, "Im just here to hook up your telephone." | | | |
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