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| - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
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| - What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
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| Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more
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| This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendl... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes  |
| As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to t... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it l... more
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