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| A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, Ill turn into a b... more
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| 2. | Category: Military jokes  |
| SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHME... more
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| 3. | Category: Military jokes  |
| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes  |
| A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally lo... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes  |
| At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 y... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: At the present point in time it is agai... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!""But sarge, thats a hydrant!... more
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